Quote #14539
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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The Green Party is like a watermelon – green on the outside and red...
Quote #334
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #27231
At least she’s the president of something, which is more than I can say....
Quote #20487
Live each season as it passes breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the...
Quote #32317
It’s not the burdens of everyday that drive men mad. It is the regret...
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The partisan, when he is engaged in a dispute, cares nothing about the rights...
Quote #10720
My favorite part of the game is the opportunity to play.