Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #29546
The past is the tomorrow that got away.
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #33264
To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.
Quote #3902
It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of...
Quote #15221
It is impossible to make wisdom hereditary.
Quote #16530
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.
Quote #33804
Just because you love someone doesnt mean you have to be involved with them....
Quote #28146
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even...
Quote #31144
It is necessary for us to learn from others’ mistakes. You will not live...