Quote #14805
There is nothing capricious in nature and the implanting of a desire indicates that...
Quote #3346
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Quote #5428
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
Quote #13118
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Quote #18332
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered
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I can honestly say to you, slaves of the press, that if I had...
Quote #4132
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Quote #24915
Things that have a common quality ever quickly seek their kind.
Quote #26731
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
Quote #3856
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.