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Broke is a temporary condition, poor is a state of mind.
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Anonymity is the truest expression of altruism.
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Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor...
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Science and religion no more contradict each other than light and electricity.
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An American tragedy in which we all have played a part. (On Watergate, announcing...
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