Quote #19078
Above all, this country is our own. Nobody has to get up in the...
Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #32539
Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people...
Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #31876
When an American says that he loves his country, he … means that he...
Quote #32368
Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for...
Quote #200
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #29372
A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one’s life...
Quote #33439
Adversity does teach who your real friends are.