Quote #5144
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it...
Quote #32068
If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask...
Quote #1594
Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.
Quote #2357
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called “sucking up to the stars.”
Quote #34580
I think people want their illusions and writers are mostly illusion. When you read...
Quote #6164
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one...
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #1649
Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.
Quote #2723
A dramatic critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.
Quote #3948
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.