Quote #29422
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Quote #24130
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #16683
We do not attract what we want, But what we are.
Quote #603
All sins are attempts to fill voids.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #33031
Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive,...
Quote #12574
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,...
Quote #7201
From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It...
Quote #5112
….it is better to succeed with success than failure.
Quote #6766
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only...