Quote #9586
I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #7773
Say not, when I have leisure I will study; you may not have leisure.
Quote #905
Just think — IBM and DEC in the same room — and we did...
Quote #24048
There are two perfect men one dead, and the other unborn.
Quote #31700
You have not lived a perfect day, even though you have earned your money,...
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #28514
It matters if you just don’t give up.
Quote #4273
If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow...
Quote #21276
…for it is a truth, which the experience of all ages has attested, that...
Quote #33206
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it