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When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
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Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that...
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...
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As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one’s own bat...
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Anyone can escape into sleep, we are all geniuses when we dream, the butcher’s...
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Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.
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Alcohol is a very necessary article… It makes life bearable to millions of people...
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Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way…you become just by...