Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #26728
Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Quote #9689
I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an...
Quote #1997
How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has...
Quote #15803
Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.
Quote #12801
He that jokes confesses.
Quote #77
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Quote #32469
If someone breaks your heart, forgive them. For they have helped you leard an...
Quote #34751
Marriage. It’s a hard term to define. Especially for me–I’ve ducked it like root...
Quote #23826
The result justifies the deed.