Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #249
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #15336
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.
Quote #31839
Power is what men seek, and any group that gets it will abuse it....
Quote #20418
A grain of gold will gild a great surface, but not so much as...
Quote #34861
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #25480
The key to the mystery of a great artist is that for reasons unknown,...
Quote #19249
You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...
Quote #5099
Failure is defined by our reaction to it.
Quote #3070
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...