Quote #22581
He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the...
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #5080
Horses lend us the wings we lack.
Quote #1803
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
Quote #21616
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
Quote #31852
Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs.
Quote #4145
It was built against the will of the immortal gods, and so it did...
Quote #5062
Insignificant events can take on monumental proportions when your head is full of practically...
Quote #28855
At the moment of death I hope to be surprised.
Quote #9199
My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too...