Quote #15145
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
Quote #30045
Those truly linked don’t need correspondence, When they meet again after many years apart,...
Quote #18870
For the truth of the conclusions of physical science, observation is the supreme Court...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #101
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #30108
Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on...
Quote #16175
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts....
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #31157
If you leave home for a while … you question the conventional wisdom you’ve...
Quote #352
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.