Quote #1331
Frugality without creativity is deprivation.
Quote #28134
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
Quote #18892
The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t...
Quote #18629
Slump I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
Quote #32820
I’ve always followed my father’s advice he told me, first to always keep my...
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #7434
Now begins a torrent of words and a trickling of sense.
Quote #32667
It is said that God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions.
Quote #813
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Quote #6472
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...