Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #27337
Every body continues in its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight...
Quote #19495
Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #5462
Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then...
Quote #32316
Never lose sight of the importance of a beautiful sunrise, Or watching your kids...
Quote #27565
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
Quote #16372
Learn to be pleased with everything; with wealth, so far as it makes us...
Quote #298
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
Quote #1610
We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...