Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #20638
My business is not to remake myself, but to make the absolute best of...
Quote #8675
The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
Quote #2731
…a man may be a patriot without risking his own life or sacrificing his...
Quote #6549
There is no procedure for learning to write. What you must do, is learn...
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #12580
Successful education is always a two-way street.
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #12059
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
Quote #8247
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome.