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American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
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Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is...
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A good rest is half the work.
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The White House is the leakiest place I’ve ever been in. (On special measures...
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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
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Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
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All dope can do for you is kill you the long hard way. And...
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So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the...
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
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Nightcrawler You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I...