Quote #2034
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #3826
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will...
Quote #15187
Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
Quote #16973
If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or...
Quote #33277
I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
Quote #8623
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
Quote #351
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Quote #173
The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.
Quote #17853
Some people get an eduction without going to college the rest get it after...
Quote #34880
Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of...