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Death is the only grammatically correct full stop?
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Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All...
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A big man is one who makes us feel bigger when we are with...
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The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
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Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution?
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Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.
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I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe believe life it teaches better...
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Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
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It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what...
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Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.