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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Nature is at work.. Character and destiny are her handiwork. She gives us love...
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Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
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Our friendships are precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of...
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Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
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If a man has talent and cannot use it, he has failed. If he...
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Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
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When you have completed 95 of your journey you are halfway there.
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You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...