Quote #5523
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Quote #17899
Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
Quote #29835
To disarm the people… was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.
Quote #27557
Strange is it not That of the myriads who before us pass’d the Door...
Quote #20984
Excellent wretch Perdition catch my soul, But I do love thee and when I...
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #4580
Never promise more than you can perform.
Quote #24525
Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
Quote #24282
The crippling of individuals I consider the worst evil of capitalism. Our whole educational...
Quote #10033
Every small, positive change we make in ourselves repays us in confidence in the...