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It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God–but...
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Anatomy is destiny.
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The politician in my country seeks votes, affection and respect, in that order. …...
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Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the...
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The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by...
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Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
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Since the dawn of time there have been those among us who have been...
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People will listen a great deal more patiently while you explain your mistakes than...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...