Quote #29516
When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
Quote #9310
The greater man the greater courtesy.
Quote #20371
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from...
Quote #8624
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
Quote #13521
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #12940
I dream for a living.
Quote #29228
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury...
Quote #955
The modern definition of “racist” is “someone who is winning an argument with a...
Quote #27880
The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.