Quote #20999
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Quote #15099
The great thing in this world is not so much where we are, but...
Quote #12772
Gossip needs no carriage.
Quote #5562
Ask a difficult question, and the marvelous answer appears.
Quote #9790
When the destroyer comes, his first act will be to destroy all the books.
Quote #14524
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Quote #2830
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #26318
Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.
Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.