Quote #26370
The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman.
Quote #27524
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #1725
Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #33612
Go after a man’s weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you’re going to follow...
Quote #19608
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
Quote #506
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Quote #14530
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and...
Quote #33258
A God all mercy is a God unjust.
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...