Quote #4353
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Quote #26453
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will...
Quote #17970
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #34407
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Quote #27992
No one ever achieved greatness by playing it safe.
Quote #28395
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #23954
Theology is never any help it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight...
Quote #18436
All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
Quote #2497
A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making...