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If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
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If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...
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The ascent from earth to heaven is not easy.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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is the best sense I know of.
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A wise system of education will at last teach us how little man yet...
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Our nation was born in genocide when it embraced the doctrine that the original...
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The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.
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The people’s good is the highest law.
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.