Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #6588
Prima la musica, poi le parole (first the music, then the words)
Quote #14252
Whatever advice you give, be brief.
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #2983
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to...
Quote #34066
And malt does more than Milton can To justify God’s ways to man.
Quote #34858
It is only the first step that is difficult.
Quote #4198
Manifest plainness,Embrace simplicity,Reduce selfishness,Have few desires.
Quote #7722
When we are born, we cry, that we are come To this great stage...
Quote #32423
Anger is only one letter short of danger.