Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #1270
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #11370
Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own...
Quote #32638
The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
Quote #22207
…since we can’t know what knowledge will be most needed in the future, it...
Quote #17982
It is possible to fail in many ways…while to succeed is possible only in...
Quote #20658
There can be no real freedom without the freedom to fail.
Quote #34373
Who would’ve thought such a slight tilt in our earthly axis could make such...
Quote #16101
Take egotism out and you would castrate the benefactors.