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Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
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In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must,...
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Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity...
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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to...
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In later life, as in earlier, only a few persons influence the formation of...
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence...
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The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician...
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“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.