Quote #25048
I love America because America trusts me. When I go into a shop to...
Quote #10543
In a democracy dissent is an act of faith. Like medicine, the test of...
Quote #1991
I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most...
Quote #18749
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.
Quote #8624
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Quote #34628
‘Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.’ Under the influence of...
Quote #2600
Class is material consumed.
Quote #2510
It is most unwise for people in love to marry
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...