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How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
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Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your...
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Let us watch well our beginnings, and results will manage themselves.
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When a book and a head collide and there is a hollow sound, is...
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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as...
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Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
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There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
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Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful...
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A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to...
Quote #26872
What would it be like if you lived each day, each breath, as a...