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The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels:...
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If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Quote #11953
The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.
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If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
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Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I...
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Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
Quote #391
The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law.
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A house is no home unless it contains food and fire for the mind...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...