Quote #10714
With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
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It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
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My candle burns at both endsIt will not last the night;But ah, my foes,...
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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...
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No one that ever lived has ever had enough power, prestige, or knowledge to...
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In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men,...
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All I want to do is to minister to someone, And if I do...
Quote #1348
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Quote #27380
Natural selection, as it has operated in human history, favors not only the clever...