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Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
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Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys....
Quote #1190
People call me feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat...
Quote #29964
Life is a dead-end street.
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I dream for a living.
Quote #16379
The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.
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From timber so crooked as that from which man is carved, nothing entirely straight...
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You think your pains and heartbreaks are unprecedented in the history of the world,...
Quote #5781
If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...