Quote #29828
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #24456
It is good to live and learn.
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He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
Quote #10263
I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent...
Quote #4009
Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons.
Quote #4658
Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear.
Quote #5418
September tries its best to have us forget summer.
Quote #32478
Pigs get fat hogs get slaughtered.
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...