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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
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Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
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If you’re never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any...
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If people really want to go, and really try all their lives, I think...
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At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once...
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Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men.
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Al Czervik Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook...
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If the programmer can simulate a construct faster then the compiler can implement the...
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To know how to suggest is the great art of teaching.