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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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Some promises are better left unsaid
Quote #13792
You can never plan the future by the past.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected–in...
Quote #11210
A lie runs until it is overtaken by the truth.
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When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is...
Quote #27079
It has, moreover, been proven that horror, nastiness, and the frightful are what give...
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If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
Quote #14618
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.