Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28250 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Robin Green Quote #34035 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Time is just something that we assign. You know, past, present, it’s just all...
Max Lerner Quote #29516 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
Tommy Boy Quote #19447 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Richard It’s called reading-top to bottom-left to right-group words together into sentences-take tylenol for...
George Burns Quote #1299 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Robert Orben Quote #18386 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
Alexander Pope Quote #20595 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In words as fashions the same rule will hold,Alike fantastic if too new or...
Victor Hugo Quote #17240 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 What a grand thing, to be loved What a grander thing still, to love
Denis Diderot Quote #27176 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are three principal means of acquiring knowledge. . . observation of nature, reflection,...