Quote #3917
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
Quote #29468
When the opponent expand, I contract, When he contracts, I expand, And when there...
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #30631
It is all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if...
Quote #5751
Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...
Quote #22912
Nothing is so strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength.
Quote #1989
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
Quote #9745
All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest...
Quote #30145
Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.
Quote #2894
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of...