Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #9465
Better reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
Quote #13966
Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not wish to sign...
Quote #18629
Slump I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
Quote #1639
Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
Quote #10633
The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes...
Quote #1036
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is...
Quote #18250
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
Quote #11532
Specialization is for insects.
Quote #15153
Habits are cobwebs at first; cables at last.