Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #4501
Moderation in all things.
Quote #29447
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #24346
The art of love … is largely the art of persistence.
Quote #1753
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Quote #13512
I never know how much of what I say is true.
Quote #19993
All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner but they disbelieve the other...
Quote #4414
The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into...
Quote #27889
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just...
Quote #1148
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.