Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #6805
A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #29661
When God wants to speak and deal with us, he does not avail himself...
Quote #5278
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.
Quote #23234
I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...
Quote #161
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
Quote #2217
A ship in harbor is safe— but that is not what ships are for.
Quote #2527
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Quote #8774
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.