Quote #14830
Oft expectation fails, and most oft where most it promises; and oft it hits...
Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #15650
Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a...
Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #34057
We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.
Quote #13034
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am...
Quote #12095
A pessimist is never disappointed.
Quote #29895
I think the world is run by ‘C’ students.
Quote #17607
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
Quote #25935
Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.