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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is...
Quote #13063
If men will not be governed by God, they will be ruled by tyrants.
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The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly...
Quote #7923
It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as...
Quote #16692
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
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There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
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If we are going to stick to this damned quantum-jumping, then I regret that...
Quote #25270
I’ve always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can’t do...