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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice In practice, there is.
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People can be in general pretty well trusted, of course–with the clock of their...
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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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If you had the seeds of pestilence in your body you would not have...
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A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill, requires only...
Quote #30057
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
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The best holistic remedy for high blood pressure is a purring cat on your...
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Men may seem detestable as joint stock-companies and nations; knaves, fools, and murderers there...
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That grief is light which can take counsel.
Quote #15711
True poverty does not come from God.