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The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is...
Quote #33786
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
Quote #16530
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.
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One sometimes feels a guest of one’s time and not a member of its...
Quote #13057
If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.
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You can’t be truly rude until you understand good manners.
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The American male at the peak of his physical powers and appetites, driving 160...
Quote #14156
Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won...