Quote #29530
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we’ll find it.
Quote #27490
No man is a failure who is enjoying life.
Quote #10712
When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country...
Quote #12216
Live life to the fullest tomorrow may never be.
Quote #22428
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Quote #17353
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
Quote #4604
Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent.
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #20780
When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves.