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The thinker dies, but his thoughts are beyond the reach of destruction. Men are...
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A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows...
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The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress...
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
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If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a...
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The average person living to age 70 has 613,000 hours of life. This is...
Quote #16675
The moment a man talks to his fellows he begins to lie.