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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?”...
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It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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The three great apostles of practical atheism, that make converts without persecuting, and retain...
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Love must not touch the marrow of the soul. Our affections must be breakable...
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Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any...
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
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A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
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The way you let your hand rest in mine, my bewitching Sweetheart, fills me...
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The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you.